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If you are going to be a superstar DJ, there are three simple rules you need to remember: Number One: You can always rely the Studio 54 compilation set. They're premixed! They last for hours. And Number Two: Johnson. Always works. And Number Three: When all else fails, play techno! It's nondescript, non recognizable, and everyone will think you're *so* cutting edge

Saturday, October 22, 2011

I don't have a car but I do have drive

I don't have a car but I do have drive
don't have dough but I'll give you five
they say they need a place to come inside
well, we can go to my house if I can bum a ride
bums aside, like it's a sixth grade dance
cause a girl with no rump just doesn't fit in her pants
no discrimination,
cause as far as I know there's some pretty hot asian
shot like cajun, hot like nationsdown by the equator...
my Kung Fu name would be Master Bater
massive haters, your mass is later
you need to cool down like we casted (A.C.) Slater
you are a not a true man (Truman) like you passed the neighbors
and they were wavers, get back to waivers
massive flavors, Baskin Robins
so many fly girls like they're basking robins
I am just different like Batman asking Robin
that's me, that's D, hungry like I'm fasting
full of life...contrasting
you're rhymes are nasty...like actually NASTY
back seats will bump this and front seats will thump this
so it doesn't matter what seat I take
dreams i see and so i make,
so i take the achy...achy breaky heart,
but it matters how you end not the shaky start
say I run this thing like a patriarch
c.r.e.a.m. like pastries are, but there's many more tasty parts
embrace the arts, so i'm rhyming, they say it's all...about timing
but I am finding it's all about finding your soul
goals, I want the pie as a whole
and if I die for my goals then I die for my soul
my own two feet, that's pretty neat, that's pretty sweet,
cause I don't want to be swept up like glass on city street
sand there's many beats, but I'm my own drummer
trying to make it bump to last the whole summer
I will never be just another number